If you’re not in the know, Thirty Seconds Out has been releasing a downloadable ‘demotivation poster’ every week for the past few weeks or so. This week’s poster is a collaboration with Violent Little Machine Shop.
Archive for the ‘Morale’ Category
Thirty Seconds Out – Demotivational Posters
Sunday, September 25th, 2016Thirty Seconds Out – Mystery Chinook PVC Patch
Friday, September 9th, 2016“We would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for these meddling kids.” – Old Man Jihad
That quote from the product page pretty much sums this one up perfectly. 4″ x 1.5″, PVC with hook Velcro backing.
You can get it here: thirtysecondsout.com/products/morale-patch-mystery-chinook
Tactical Outfitters – Dickbutt Air Freshener
Saturday, August 27th, 2016If you’re not familiar with Dickbutt, it’s an internet meme; ’nuff said about that (Google it if you’re interested). Given the name, and the potential smells associated with said name, any wariness about the odor of an air freshner such as this one is fully understood, but it smells fine, honest! Just a generic, ‘fresh’-smelling air freshner… that looks like Dickbutt.
Lucid Chart – Kobayashi Maru Flowchart
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2016Check out the full chart at www.lucidchart.com/pages/flowcharts/star-trek
Remember, Kids, OPSEC Is Very Important!
Sunday, July 31st, 2016Primer Projects – Spent Brass Patch
Saturday, July 30th, 2016Primer Projects latest patch, Spent Brass, is made of soft PVC with Velcro hook backing.
You can get it here: www.primerprojects.com/product/spent-brass
Battle-Rattle Whiskey Chillers
Thursday, July 21st, 2016Battle-Rattle is a Service Disabled Veteran Owned Small Business which makes stainless steel whiskey chillers. The chillers come in the following shapes, and are available either individually or as part of sets:
Happy 4th Of July
Monday, July 4th, 2016Remember to celebrate Independence Day safely and responsibly!
Primer Projects – Freedom Patch
Monday, June 27th, 2016The Freedom Patch is the latest product from Primer Projects. Sized 3.75″ x 1.75″, the Freedom Patch is made of soft PVC with a black and white colorway, and Velcro hook backing.
Happy Father’s Day All You Tactical Dads
Sunday, June 19th, 2016And non-tactical dads, we’re all inclusive here.
That is all.
Pop Chart Lab – Combat Vehicles Of The U.S. Military
Monday, May 30th, 2016The creative minds at Pop Chart Lab have created the ‘Combat Vehicles of the U.S. Military’ print, a compilation of every US combat vehicle currently in service. Each vehicle is sorted into class and sub-class, and assigned an emblem indicating which branch of service it is utilized in.
www.popchartlab.com/products/combat-vehicles-of-the-u-s-military
Boba Fett – Bounty Hunter For Hire Patch
Monday, April 18th, 2016Created by Canada-based Patch Panel and available from Violent Little Machine Shop, this Boba Fett patch consists of PVC with a black Velcro back.
www.violentlittle.com/collections/new-shit/products/boba-fett-for-hire-morale-patch
Dumpbox – Charlie Don’t Surf Challenge Coin / Bottle Opener
Wednesday, March 30th, 2016Limited to just 100 pieces, Dumpbox has turned the iconic 1st Air Cav Yater Spoon 8’6″ Kilgore Surf Board into a challenge coin / bottle opener. Each piece is full color, measuring 4″ long, and featuring the original artwork as seen in the film, along with an individual hand number.
Modern Budō In Full Production: Get Your Samurai On
Tuesday, March 29th, 2016Like samurai shirts? Yeah you do. The Mad Duo does too. They’re now nine kinds of chuffed to let everyone know the Modern Budō (“Tactical Samurai”) design is in full production after the initial test run sold out in just a couple of days. The Samurai shirt, a part of the Anachrobellum lineup with the support of Breach-Bang-Clear, has proven to be the fastest selling one to date (including even the various versions of American Jedi).
The design is currently available only in black, in sizes ranging from Small to 3XL.
Why the Samurai? Of all the warrior archetypes in the world, none is perhaps more recognizable than that of the Samurai. The word Samurai is derived at least in part from the word saburau, which means “to serve.” That’s fitting enough, particularly in the modern context and even more so with regard to how we regard the warrior ethos. There’s nothing wrong with a little ego in a fighting man, quite the contrary — but if that ego is not subordinated to some sense of the greater good (serving your country, serving your community, sticking up for those weaker than you), well, then…you’re probably just an asshole and you don’t deserve to wear this shirt anyway.
This particular Samurai is carrying some things Minamoto Tametomo and Miyamoto Musashi wouldn’t recognize — Mk17, PEQ15, OSS Suppressor, S&S Precision Manta strobe and the like — but they’d understand the philosophy behind it.
“In China there was once a man who liked pictures of dragons, and his clothing and furnishings were all designed accordingly. His deep affection for dragons was brought to the attention of the dragon god, and one day a real dragon appeared before his window. It is said that he died of fright. He was probably a man who always spoke big words but acted differently when facing the real thing.” (Yamamoto Tsunetomo, c. 1700)
Pick one up at www.anachrobellum.com or find them on Instagram, @anachrobellum. Check out the Modern Viking version, and watch for our homage to Roger’s Rangers coming very soon.
#warouttatime
Dumpbox – Tactical As F*** Bart Simpson Morale Patches And More
Tuesday, March 15th, 2016Dumpbox is now offering the ‘Tactical As Fuck’ Bart Simpson design as a PVC morale patch in SWAT and Digi Camo colorways. The design is also available on a shirt and a hat, and even an incredibly limited number of lighters. Get yours while you can.
www.dumpbox.us/products/tactical-as-fuck-bart-simpson-m4-rifle-pvc-morale-patch-2-color-options
Primer Projects – New Stickers
Friday, March 11th, 2016Primer Projects has just released a new line of stickers. Some of them, like the Metal Mouth and Fight Crime stickers, are based on previous designs, while stickers like the Black Coffee and Freedom designs are brand new.
The stickers are all made of premium die-cut vinyl, colored black and white, and of course are made in the USA.
You can get them at primerprojects.com/products.
Gear Assist – Elite Zombie Squad Morale Patch
Sunday, February 21st, 2016Gear Assist a patriotic tactical morale patches and apparel online store. Among their products, the Elite Zombie Squad patch caught my eye. The patch is PVC and Velcro-backed, and depicts the following:
The image is of one unlucky zombie eating a heart with your cross-hair just inches off from where hes going to eat his last bite.
If you have a moment, check out their full line of morale patches at www.gearassist.com/shop/?category=Patches. They also offer a line of stickers and apparel as well.
Primer Projects – Anti-Anti Gun Club Patch
Wednesday, February 10th, 2016Primer Projects is back with their newest product, the Anti-Anti Gun Club patch. The patch is soft PVC, colored Black and White, sized 3″ x 2″, with Velcro hook backing.
You can get it here: primerprojects.com/product/anti-anti-gun-club
Epik Panda – Samurai Morale Patches
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016Epik Panda just released their newest Samurai morale patch collection. Each patch is PVC and Velcro backed. I especially like the Zaku Cyclops samurai.
The VA Life – A New Comicbook – Launches at SHOT Show
Friday, January 15th, 2016That VA Life is a brand new, humorous, comic book drawn series drawn by Joshua Johnson, and written by Thirty Seconds Out and Violent Little Machine Shop. Join Bosco as he navigates life outside of the military…or will he just give up and go “back in”. Will the VA, proven to be a formidable foe of administrative labyrinths, best our hero as he tries to square himself away…or will our hero triumph against this faceless organization of nonsensical nonsense?
Join the crew at Shot Show from 2:00PM – 5:00PM on Wednesday, January 20th at S&S Precision’s booth (#8206) to get a signed issue, shoot the shit, and drink some FREE BEER. All proceeds will be donated to a charity…we haven’t picked which one yet.
Available now from:
www.joshuajohnsonart.com
thirtysecondsout.com
www.violentlittle.com
Airborne Ranger – University Of Pineland Flags
Wednesday, January 13th, 2016www.americanmarauder.com/collections/flags/products/university-of-pineland-flag
www.americanmarauder.com/collections/flags/products/pineland-university-flag
Airborne Ranger has released two new University of Pineland flags. The flags are constructed of 110g digitally printed knitted polyester, rated for indoor and outdoor use. They feature brass grommets for hanging, and are sized 3′ x 5′.
SKD Tactical – Molon Labia T-Shirt And Patch Collection
Wednesday, January 6th, 2016SKD Tactical has just released their new ‘Molon Labia’ t-shirt and patch collection. I think both products speak for themselves.
Merry Christmas!
Friday, December 25th, 20152015 Holiday Gift Ideas – Displate – Warriors Of The Ages Metal Posters
Tuesday, December 8th, 2015Displate’s Warriors of the Ages posters are gallery quality prints, on thick 17.7″ x 12.6″ metal plates. There are multiple stylized designs to choose from, including a Viking, a Samurai, a Zulu warrior, and even a D&D-esque barbarian warrior.
Grimfrost – Drinking Horns
Friday, November 27th, 2015Sweden’s Grimfrost offers another great Christmas gift idea. They’ve got drinking horns in a variety of sizes and styles, including stands and belt hangers, all perfect for your next viking fest.
grimfrost.com/en/drinking-horns
This article was originally published on Soldier Systems Daily.