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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

A morning started with Batman is a morning well spent, and correct me if I’m wrong, but was that a Bat-hovercraft?!? This is gonna be one helluva way to end the Noland trilogy! Too bad we’ve got over half a year left to wait :(.

The Dark Knight Rises drops July 20th, 2012.

http://www.thedarkknightrises.com/

How Kim Jong Il Really Died – Action Figure Therapy (NSFW)

Monday, December 19th, 2011

I think we all knew that Kim Jong’s heart attack was just a North Korean government media coverup, but I never would have guessed it was Jungle Recon’s mighty Syphilis that did ‘im in.

http://actionfiguretherapy.com/

Real Steel: Learn to Field Strip a Glock

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Need to learn how to field strip a Glock? Ashley will show you. Below are the directions to do so, courtesy of Eye Handy.

 

Step 1

 

Remove the magazine to your gun and safely make sure there are no rounds in the chamber. Once Cleared, safely dry fire your gun.

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Suggested by a Reader: Olivia Munn does Princess Leia

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

By “does” Princess Leia, we don’t mean does her. We just mean she dresses up as royalty from Alderaan.

For RED2ALPHA73 and those who agree with him.

(Note: in fairness, one of our Facebook fans asked about gratuitous hot gamer guys. So we ask…is there such a thing?)

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia

Bless her Alderaan royalty impersonating heart.

 

 

Olivia Munn as short shorts Princess Leia

Another reason to mourn the loss of Alderaan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oliva Munn plays Princess Leia

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, gorgeous."”

 

 

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia, with Jabba the Hutt.

Olivia, ma bukee. Bargon yanah coto da eetha.

 

 

Epic Loadout on Kit Up!

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Kit Up!, the gear blog over at Military.com (which is smart enough to occasionally feature op-ed and gear discussion by the Mad Duo) just ran a piece from Evike TV. Evike is a great airsoft (particularly MilSim) place with a good sense of humor.

Here’s a back view of the Evike doorkicker after he completes his epic loadout.

Evike TV's epic MilSim loadout

Tactical Fanboy likes Evike TV; check 'em out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Check out the article and the video on Kit Up!

 

Gratuitous Hot Gamer Girl

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Hello, my lovely.  Tactical Fanboy loves Olivia Munn. Someday we hope she’ll let us interview her.

Gaming babe Olivia Munn

Tactical Fanboy says, Olivia Munn brings solace to gamers everywhere.

Glowbar

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

The Glowbar is a high-carbon steel crowbar that also happens to glow in the dark! Each Glowbar is coated in a Silicate-Aluminium-Oxide-based powder that glows up to ten times brighter than conventional glow in the dark items. It’s available in 12″ and 24″ versions, with 2% of profits going to the EFF, a non-profit that fights for technological freedom. Also available is the Glowbar T-shirt, and the company says they’ll be making more tools with the hyper-phosphorescent powder coating in the near future.

Glowbar.com

MS ONE Maximum Security

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

MS ONE Maximum Security (previously titled as ‘Lock-Out’) is an upcoming sci-fi thriller, staring Guy Pearce and Maggie Grace. It’s written and produced by Luc Besson, and takes place in the year 2079 where a man wrongly convicted of conspiracy against the United States must rescue the President’s daughter from a prison controlled by escaped convicts… in space! Sounds like a winner to me!

MS ONE drops April 13th, 2012.

GUNDOG

Friday, December 16th, 2011

GUNDOG by 39 Degrees North is a tribute to the good old days when action movie terrorists were Eastern European and grizzled detectives played by their own rules (and saved Christmas).

39 Degrees North on Vimeo

Tac Girl of the Week: September likes Capt. America, AFT and the .50…

Friday, December 16th, 2011

September’s Tac Girl lives with her husband at Ft. Benning, where she and he together train as long distance service providers. (He is a professional ballistic surgeon; she just enjoys it.) She comes from a big family and is a mother of four (seriously). Capt. America is her favorite superhero and she’s a loyal fan of Action Figure Therapy. There’s not much else that needs to be said. Please welcome Melissa to Tac Girl of the Week.

INTREP, MELISSA GILLILAND, TAC-GIRL (1 EA)

Bust:  34D
Waist: 25
Hips: 34

Height: 5’6”

Approximate age?  The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain!

Home town? Double Springs, AL

Currently live? Ft. Benning, GA

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ODST: HELLJUMPER (Feet First Into Hell)

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Yep. Under the Radar mentioned the new fan filmand from the look of it, it’s going to be pretty sweet (particularly for a fan-made film). The movie (hopeful pilot for an entire fan series) basically follows a rookie Orbital Drop

ODST: Helljumper fan movie

A scene from the Halo ODST Helljumper fan film, coming out in January.

Shock Trooper from before the Human-Covenant War to the Fall of Reach. If you want to help the film, you can donate money to the cause and earn rank depending on the amount: Grunt, Marine, ODST, Brute Chieftain, etc. Money donated will be used to help fund the film.

Check out the “movie poster”. It’s awesome.

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This Is My Lightsaber

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Designed by 6amChris and available on redbubble, this t-shirt print puts a Star Wars twist on the traditional Rifleman’s Creed while also featuring Darth Vader’s lightsaber and the Empire’s symbol. There’s also a Luke Skywalker/Rebel Alliance version, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Zombie Targets and Real Steel Training for Cops and Military

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

There are a lot of different zombie targets out there, as we’ve reported before. The ones from Zero Heavy are really good too.

Some of our favorites come from the same place as Zombie Ammo, mostly because the female victims on the hostage “shoot-don’t shoot” targets all have big boobs. Granted, some of the actual zombie targets are lush and buxom too…but since they’re rotting and trying to eat you, it’s not as appealing.

Zombie Targets are good for training for the zombie apocalypse and any TEOTWAWKI and SHTF type scenario.

The poor, hapless victim on this target definitely deserves saving.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Busty female zombie shoot/no-shoot targets for the zombie apocalypse and TEOTWAWKI/SHTF training are a Good Thing.

Sexual harassment is bad enough. Being groped and possibly eaten by a zombie is entirely worse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In any case, the point of this is that some police agencies and (so we hear) military units with a sense of humor are using zombie scenarios for training (like in this story over on BOLO Report). If you are doing anything similar, or are part of an “official” organization doing something similar, we’d love to hear from you and see some pictures.

Racquetball Using NVGs: Epic

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

This came to us from the Mad Duo. It came to them via one of their tens of thousands of loyal warrior fans…well, that’s an exaggeration, but it did come from one of their friends. Unfortunately we can’t track down whom, to give him credit. Either way, awesome picture!

 Edit: This picture hails from the imagination and low light operations of Mike Slutzky, of SCD and the Kit FOB. Please go check ’em out, and thanks Mike!

NVG Racquetball is Epic

Hard to imagine doing anything but hunting Muj with thermals and a crossbow would be cooler (well, other than Jai Alai by NVGs).

Navy SEAL Instruction – Shooting From Concealment

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Check out this video of former SEAL and owner of Trident Fitness Rich Graham as he demonstrates how to shoot from a position of concealment from the back of a truck bed. The targets he’s shooting at are three StrikeMark SM-1 Auto-Reset Target Systems.

StrikeMark

Trident Fitness

Gravity Gun Replica

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Harrison Krix of Volpin Props developed this replica Gravity Gun for the purpose of auctioning it at a dinner benefiting Child’s Play, a charitable organization. In the words of the creator, his last piece “…fetched a little more than twice what my car is worth…”, so it’s not hard to imagine the price will definitely be above what many would consider reasonable. But hey, it’s for charity, right? Plus, the Gravity Gun is from Half-life 2; greatest FPS ever, anyone?

Volpin Props – Gravity Gun

Gratuitous Hot Girl with Gun

Monday, December 12th, 2011
Tactical Fanboy's Gratuitous Hot Chicks with guns (sniper girls)

Tactical Fanboy loves hot chicks with guns, especially sniper girls.

12 Tactical Days of Christmas are Coming!

Monday, December 12th, 2011

What It Is
Everybody knows the popular Christmas Carol, “The 12 Days of Christmas” but what many people don’t know is that it actually starts on the day after Christmas and ends on the 6th of January. Well this year, Tactical Fanboy will be working with The BOLO Report and Soldier Systems Daily to bring you the 12 Days of Tactical Christmas.

How It Works
We have lined up a seriously cool (and tacti-cool) list of sponsors and, just like in the song, each day we will give away the requisite number of items. For example on the fist day we will give away a single item to a single winner. On the second day we will give away two of the same item, one each to two different winners. On the third day, three winners will each receive an item and so on, and so on until 78 total prizes have been awarded.

12 Tactical Days of Christmas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How To Enter
Each day, we will post the days giveaway on one of the three websites. The rules for that day will be included in the post. To enter, you will have to follow the instructions which will consist of responding to a question in the comments section of THAT post. There will be a limited period of time to respond and then the comments will be closed. Once the comments are closed the day’s winners will be randomly selected and contacted via the email provided in the comments. This is why it is imperative that you provide a valid email address. If you don’t, we can’t contact you to tell you you’ve won.

It probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to be a fan of one or two or all three on Facebook…you know, just in case…Soldier Systems, BOLO Report and of course Tactical Fanboy.

Look for a special surprise at the end of the 12 days. It’s going to blow you away!

No purchase necessary.

Void where prohibited.

Unclaimed prizes will be forfeit.

If there’s nothing in the prize list you want or need, then you’re probably a hippie, a peace protester or the greatest and most accomplished geardo in the history of guys that collect Gucci kit.

A Very Zombie Christmas

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

…as if the holidays weren’t stressful enough!

Is that a drunk staggering for the mistletoe, or a zombie?

Zombies can ruin the mistletoe, even on the most festive occasions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We like Team Unicorn.

 

 

Gratuitous Hot Gamer Girl: Olivia Munn

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Click to open it, then again to animate it.

 

Hot gamer girl Olivia Munn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Olivia Munn; born in Oklahoma City, raised in Japan in an Air Force family, author of Suck it, Wonder Woman! Bless her heart. We likey.

Tactical Concealment Offering Free Shipping

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Tactical Concealment, an Arizona based company that makes sniper apparel, tactical gear and other kit for military, LE and other personnel, is offering free shipping until December 25th to any shipping address in the greater 28 states. (Sorry Alaska, Hawaii and assorted territories.) You can check them out on line or visit their Facebook page.

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TFB Gift Idea #202: SAR-GT Eclipse Knife [$40]

Friday, December 9th, 2011

SAR Global Tools has a nice little ESAR type tool (well, ESAR if you’re the one lost) called the Eclipse. Many of you will have already heard of it. The Mad Duo talked about it over on Kit Up! and it’s been reviewed in a number of places. Anyway, they have another version that has a little emergency blade on it as well. Check out the SAR Eclipse Signal System/knife (SESS/k). For about $50 with shipping you can get one for anyone that goes out shooting, hiking, backpacking, camping, canoeing, OWSing (just kidding), geocaching, whatever…and, since a lot of the cool kids (and even cooler kids) are doing it, you add a little more bit of realism to your MilSim kit. Here’s what Marsec has to say about it. This is the manufacturer’s explanation of the original and here it is on Facebook.

We tried to find a picture of a hawt chick signalling for help in a skimpy outfit, but apparently a lot of hawt chicks have either never heard of the Eclipse or they’re just not bright enough to use it (no offense to any hawt chicks that have gotten lost).

Gratuitous hot gamer girl with…Cthulhu?

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Animated gifs are wonderful, especially when gathering intel on Cthulhu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So lifelike.

Weapons Of Mass Creation

Friday, December 9th, 2011

The ‘Weapons of Mass Creation’ series is a set of prints by Justin Kamerer of Angryblue that each feature items related to a subject which form the contents of a different weapon: ‘Music’, ‘Cooking’, and ‘Art’ are a tank, grenade, and bomb, respectively. The prints are available for individual sale or as a set, and are limited to 150 pieces each. They’re pretty damn cool looking regardless of any message the artist may or may not have been trying to convey.

Angryblue.com

TFB Gift Idea for your honey: MRE skivvies

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

We like these skivvies. You may recall that we’ve discussed RE Factor Tactical in the past, as has Soldier Systems when they talked about the RE Factor 9-Line placard. Well, they’ve got some very nice new apparel for the tactical lady in your life (or just a lady you’d like to get tactical with). Check out the RE Factor Tactical Women’s MRE Panties. Unlike the standard MREs that are good mostly for industrial grade constipation and some pungent aromas in the hooch, these actually look appetizing.  From the company: “Mmmm… an MRE you can actually enjoy. Made and hand-printed in the USA, these hot pants are made of soft cotton and designed to be cheeky. Front features ‘MRE’, back left feature the TNT molecule seen in the RE Factor Tactical logo.”

Sadly, we don’t have any that have been modeled yet other than the one from the actual storefront. Perhaps someday soon we’ll see them on Tac Girls, the MagPul Calendar, the Hot Shots Calendar, the Sure Shots or even the Dystopian Slut Militia.

No offense intended for any of them, of course, we’re speaking only about aesthetic appreciation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MRE Panties.