Better Camo has released a new pattern of camouflage that is guaranteed to replace all of their previous patterns; in fact, it will probably replace everyone else’s camouflage. They say it’s ‘one new pattern to rule them all.’ (Not sure if it will find them or in the darkness bind them.) The ECP Everywhere Camouflage Pattern is guaranteed to work everywhere. There will be no need for multiple cammie patterns in gear and uniforms henceforth, no matter what the operational environment.
Rumor has it USSOCOM, JSOC and Ninja Force 17 are all looking at this pattern. One thing is for sure; we have never had a camo pattern like this available before.
We will soon be publishing T&E results by Magnum Tuggs and Airborne Willie. Stand by.
Tags: April Fools, Better Camo
I see what you did there 😀
That looks suspiciously like the camo pattern on my uniform im wearing RIGHT NOW…did the army pour a shitload of money into this pos to?
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