For the low, low price of 100 USD (or roughly 10 cents a day), you can receive three (3) years of security contractor job coaching. No prior military experience required, just be: a US citizen, over 18 years old, not female, and criminal record and bankruptcy free. The coaching starts June 1st, so you still have a few days to decide if you’re interested.
http://www.deathvalleymag.com/securitycontractorjob/plans/scjc/