Who better than 80s action hero icon John Rambo to valiantly display on either thigh, in constant vigilance directly on your skivvies?
As a bonus, the underwear itself, made by a company called Good Luck Stock, seems pretty nice. It’s made of a modal-viscose fabric blend that is moisture-wicking, and three times softer than cotton. It’s also tagless, with a flatlock stitch to remove potentially irritating seams, and a contour pouch with no fly, for maximum support.