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Booth Babes Of Las Vegas

Saturday, January 21st, 2012

If the many thinly-veiled threats directed at myself through email, phone calls, and the flaming bags of poo at my doorstep are any indication, this article has been a long time coming.

SHOT Show 2012 – Wilderness Dreams

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

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I knew as I passed this company’s booth at SHOT that it would be among the highest levels of irresponsibility for me to not write something about them, right? Anyway, Wilderness Dreams sells lingerie, nightwear, and swimwear in three camouflage colors: Pink, Snow, and Mossy Oak Break Up. Seen above is the Baby Doll Set in Pink. They also have a smaller line, only three items so far, of menswear in Mossy Oak Break Up.

Wildernessdreams.com

Not-So-Gratuitous Girls With Guns

Monday, January 16th, 2012

There’s an organization based out of Chicago (though it has members across the country) called the Women’s Tactical Association.

Tactical Fanboy: the Women's Tactical Association Athena Logo

Women's Tactical: Athena Logo

Members are mostly (though not all) law enforcement officers and military personnel. What’s interesting about these ladies is that they are able to maintain their femininity without giving up the ass-kicking capability you’d expect of an organization that includes NPRC (National Patrol Rifle Competition) shooters, specialized LE units, drug task force officers, etc.

If you’re at SHOT this week, watch for the three attractive (but dangerous) females wearing WTA apparel and get one of these patches (it’s a female shooter silhouette, appropriately labeled the Athena logo). If you know a female who is serious about improving her skills and is less worried about breaking a nail than she is about reducing her reload time under fire, then steer her towards the WTA (they are also on Facebook).

Note: we’re not interested in any stupid or inappropriate comments. These ladies are professionals and are our friends. If you want to remark on the fact that they all seem to be pretty as well as tactically proficient, well and good. Keep it classy, be respectful and don’t show your ass. We’d treat your friends and your sister the same way.

Tactical Fanboy: A member of the Women's Tactical Association.

Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun

Friday, January 13th, 2012

You know, cuz we haven’t had one in a couple days.

Gratuitous Hot Chick with Gun

Friday, January 6th, 2012
Bust girl with big guns.

Words cannot describe how much we approve of girls with big guns.

Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun: Three Gun Challenge

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

There are three guns in this picture. What a great challenge.

This is a decent way to smooth the transition into the new year.

Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun

Tactical Fanboy likes hot girls with big guns.

What Santa Does The Day After Christmas

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Appearantly Santa chills out at the range with a .50 cal and some of his most beautiful little helpers. I figured he’d be too busy planning for next year’s Christmas, but I’ve been wrong before.

Ratedrr’s Channel – YouTube

Gratuitous Hot Girl with Gun.

Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Tactical Fanboy's newest gratuitous hot girl with gun.

Big guns and dual wielding...never a bad thing.

Tac Girl of the Week: October is from Texas

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

October’s Tac Girl of the Week was raised by a Texas trooper in a police and military family. She’s hot, she likes to shoot and she can still qualify Texas DPS standards with a pistol!

INTREP, LYNN JORDAN, TAC-GIRL

(1 EA)

Bust:  34DD
Waist: 24
Hips: 34

Height: 5’6 ½”

Approximate age?  Few women admit their age….few men act theirs 😉

Home town? Houston, TX

Currently live? Split my time between Texas and Louisiana

Favorite Rifle Accessory:  Sixell Innovations Never Quit Grip.

9mm, .45 or Other: Even though I appreciate the power of a .45, a 9mm fits my hand better. 

Cans or going loud? Cans—silent but deadly

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Real Steel: Learn to Field Strip a Glock

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Need to learn how to field strip a Glock? Ashley will show you. Below are the directions to do so, courtesy of Eye Handy.

 

Step 1

 

Remove the magazine to your gun and safely make sure there are no rounds in the chamber. Once Cleared, safely dry fire your gun.

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Suggested by a Reader: Olivia Munn does Princess Leia

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

By “does” Princess Leia, we don’t mean does her. We just mean she dresses up as royalty from Alderaan.

For RED2ALPHA73 and those who agree with him.

(Note: in fairness, one of our Facebook fans asked about gratuitous hot gamer guys. So we ask…is there such a thing?)

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia

Bless her Alderaan royalty impersonating heart.

 

 

Olivia Munn as short shorts Princess Leia

Another reason to mourn the loss of Alderaan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oliva Munn plays Princess Leia

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, gorgeous."”

 

 

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia, with Jabba the Hutt.

Olivia, ma bukee. Bargon yanah coto da eetha.

 

 

Gratuitous Hot Gamer Girl

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Hello, my lovely.  Tactical Fanboy loves Olivia Munn. Someday we hope she’ll let us interview her.

Gaming babe Olivia Munn

Tactical Fanboy says, Olivia Munn brings solace to gamers everywhere.

Tac Girl of the Week: September likes Capt. America, AFT and the .50…

Friday, December 16th, 2011

September’s Tac Girl lives with her husband at Ft. Benning, where she and he together train as long distance service providers. (He is a professional ballistic surgeon; she just enjoys it.) She comes from a big family and is a mother of four (seriously). Capt. America is her favorite superhero and she’s a loyal fan of Action Figure Therapy. There’s not much else that needs to be said. Please welcome Melissa to Tac Girl of the Week.

INTREP, MELISSA GILLILAND, TAC-GIRL (1 EA)

Bust:  34D
Waist: 25
Hips: 34

Height: 5’6”

Approximate age?  The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain!

Home town? Double Springs, AL

Currently live? Ft. Benning, GA

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Gratuitous Hot Girl with Gun

Monday, December 12th, 2011
Tactical Fanboy's Gratuitous Hot Chicks with guns (sniper girls)

Tactical Fanboy loves hot chicks with guns, especially sniper girls.

TFB Gift Idea for your honey: MRE skivvies

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

We like these skivvies. You may recall that we’ve discussed RE Factor Tactical in the past, as has Soldier Systems when they talked about the RE Factor 9-Line placard. Well, they’ve got some very nice new apparel for the tactical lady in your life (or just a lady you’d like to get tactical with). Check out the RE Factor Tactical Women’s MRE Panties. Unlike the standard MREs that are good mostly for industrial grade constipation and some pungent aromas in the hooch, these actually look appetizing.  From the company: “Mmmm… an MRE you can actually enjoy. Made and hand-printed in the USA, these hot pants are made of soft cotton and designed to be cheeky. Front features ‘MRE’, back left feature the TNT molecule seen in the RE Factor Tactical logo.”

Sadly, we don’t have any that have been modeled yet other than the one from the actual storefront. Perhaps someday soon we’ll see them on Tac Girls, the MagPul Calendar, the Hot Shots Calendar, the Sure Shots or even the Dystopian Slut Militia.

No offense intended for any of them, of course, we’re speaking only about aesthetic appreciation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MRE Panties.

 

Rogue American Women

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Remember reading about Rogue American Apparel? Their women’s line is now out, and not only are their shirts just as cool as the men’s line, the models are way hotter (and have more hair).  Rogue American t-shirts are hand distressed, so every one is unique, and each design has only 500 printed. RAA supports the Brothers in Arms Foundation with every sale, and frequently runs special designs that are completely devoted to helping fallen or injured Warriors (which is why you should like them on Facebook). To quote their website, “Our tees have the same cut and feel as Ed hardy, we just don’t let douchebags wear them.”

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Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

The August TGoW is HAWT and quotes the DUKE!

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

The August Tac Girl is a real sweetheart originally hailing from the great state of Georgia. She’s pretty, she has an infectious laugh and she quotes John Wayne. There really isn’t a lot not to love here!

INTREP, JeSiKa, AUGUST TAC-GIRL (1 EA)

Bust: 34DD
Waist: 25
Height: 5’5”

Approximate age? Not tellin’, but legal!.

Home town? Atlanta, GA

Currently live? Tulsa, OK

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Motorcycle Rider Comparisons

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Look at the pictures below. You have one guess as to which one of these three actually rides a motorcycle.

Tactical Fanboy Gift Idea #141: Sure Shots Gear

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Like to shoot? Like girls? Like girls who like to shoot? Perhaps you’re a girl that likes to shoot? In the interest of open-mindedness, maybe you just like to dress like a girl who likes to shoot. Anyway, you should go look at the store recently set up by the Austin Sure Shots, an all-female shooting league in the Lone Star State. Yes, there are some shirts and hoodies in there suitable for males. You might also check them out, if you’re a female shooter in Texas. They train in a couple different locations, once a week, and they do more than just spend time on the range. They do IDPA, rifle work, tactical drills and concealed carry stuff, plus bring in SMEs (Subject Matter Experts) on things like post-shooting psychology, legal issues pursuant to shooting in self-defense, etc.

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Female Doorkickers in China?

Saturday, November 26th, 2011

Here’s something you don’t see every day, especially if you’re from Chengdu. Okay, that’s a lie. We have no idea what you would see ever day in Chengdu, but we’ll bet it’s not this. Still…are they really “special forces” or are they a police tactical unit, or is this just some kind of cool photo opportunity? In fairness, they might be very professional and very well trained, and just as unhappy about parading about in a dog and pony show as a lot of people will be happy to mock them.

Read more about China’s lady doorkickers. There’s a video in there too, which might make more sense if you speak Chinese.

They’re like…an Asian shield maiden unit.

Tac Girl of the Week: Christina Goes Dynamic on July (and the Cover)

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

July’s Tac Girl represents the month named after the death and deification of Gaius Julius Caesar. She’s not only going loud in July, she rocks the cover.

INTREP, CHRISTINA B, JULY TAC-GIRL (1 EA)

Bust: 37
Waist: 27
Hips: 38
Height: 5’9”

Approximate age? 31

Home town? Tulsa, OK

Currently live? Broken Arrow, OK

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Patriotic Boobs Are Being Threatened…

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

…and we still can’t decide if we should capitalize every word in the title or not. Yes, fearless readers, it appears that the patriotic boobs of Knockers for the Troops is once again imperiled. The website is still up, but the Facebook page (which is better than the website) has been shut down. If you wish to come to the rescue of all these pro-American bosoms, you need to e-mail Facebook and demand your boobs back.

impressum-support@support.facebook.com

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Weapon Manipulation: Compensating for Recoil

Saturday, November 19th, 2011