Part two of a two-part series you didn’t know you should read has been released; and both are written from the point of view of one of the guys that will eventually be eating you. Here’s how part one starts out:
“Well I’ll tell you what I think, I think it’s really cute how so many future brain donors think they have such a strong grasp on this whole “Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse” thing. That’s what I think. Seriously speaking though, all this theorizing on survival techniques I see being done from the comfort of a climate controlled well lit living room, punched up onto the intrawebs via a keyboard stained bright orange from over consumption of Cheesy Balls and Mt. Dew is downright fucking adorable. As a long-time Zombie, I sincerely mean that when I say it. I really do. Its like watching children play with matches for the first time.”
Read part one of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse: the reality vs the bullshit.
Then go ahead and read part two, and remember: you don’t have to outrun the zombies. Just your slowest friend.
We’ll keep you advised of any additional advice from Brain Donors, cuz they’re too funny and too squared away not to (and besides, they have the inside track on what’s coming, apparently).
