By “does” Princess Leia, we don’t mean does her. We just mean she dresses up as royalty from Alderaan.
For RED2ALPHA73 and those who agree with him.
(Note: in fairness, one of our Facebook fans asked about gratuitous hot gamer guys. So we ask…is there such a thing?)
Bless her Alderaan royalty impersonating heart.
Another reason to mourn the loss of Alderaan.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, gorgeous."”
Olivia, ma bukee. Bargon yanah coto da eetha.
still not as hot as Carrie Fisher.
@steve
Lies! Lies I say!
Glad to be of service!
might not be as hot as the original, but makes a damn nice second.
Great Thundering Weasel Zippers. And other appropriate profanity.
And you call yourselves FANBOYS. For shame.
Am I the only fanboy in this space-time continuum who is aware that (formerly) Princess Leia has a rather extended family? Including a daughter named Jaina?
Allright, here’s a bit of trivia about Jaina, you flaming weasel-boys:
1) She’s every bit as competent, dedicated, and smart as her mom.
2) She happens to be frighteningly skillful with a lightsaber. Bonus points if you can (just maybe) figure out why.
3) She also happens to be pretty damn good with a blaster.
4) Threaten her and there’s a better than good chance that her daddy will dump your carcass out the nearest airlock. And that’s if SHE lets you live that long.
Bonus points (maybe) if any of you manage to figure out who her dad is.
Here’s a very subtle hint: “spacebum”.
And ‘gratuitous hot gamer guys’? Who wants to know? And is she half as good looking as Olivia Munn?
There. That ought to start something (he thought, with a silly grin on his face).
Cheers!