A collaborative effort between an Italian chocolate maker and Italian beer maker has spawned the potentially unholy, potentially delicious concoction known as spreadable beer. Described as “…sweet and beer-perfumed jelly with an intense scent and a full-bodied taste”, it comes in Omid Dark Ale and Greta Blonde Ale flavors, perfect for pairing with your favorite “…hors d’oeuvres and cheeses, or spread on toast or as a stuffing or garnish for tarts and cakes.” Here’s a bit of a throwaway fact: both flavors are made with 40% beer (for that authentic beer taste).