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Alibi Network

Imagine having access to an unlimited source of doctors notes, business e-mails, and emergency phone calls. Basically having an alibi for any situation. Now instead of imagining this, sign up for the Alibi Network. For the low annual $75 fee, you are allowed a full year of unlimited e-mail confirmation services, unlimited online and telephone counseling services, and access to a personal Alibi specialist 24 hours a day. Now, although there are some “questionable” advertised uses for this service, having access to an alibi for any situation can be used for good as well. I prefer the mild-mannered office worker who’s actually a vigilante scenario. It helps to have an excuse every time you have to duck into a phone booth to throw on some tights.


2 Responses to “Alibi Network”

  1. Yowza says:

    You think maybe you could use this to, well you know, cheat on your old lady? I’ve always found that the best thing to do is to just tell her that you are going to the field and then go shack up with your side piece.

  2. admin says:

    That’s basically the advertised use, but I always look for alternative uses for pretty much anything. Otherwise, Fanboy Man would never be able to clean up the streets of Mega City, or something…

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