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Alibi Network

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Imagine having access to an unlimited source of doctors notes, business e-mails, and emergency phone calls. Basically having an alibi for any situation. Now instead of imagining this, sign up for the Alibi Network. For the low annual $75 fee, you are allowed a full year of unlimited e-mail confirmation services, unlimited online and telephone counseling services, and access to a personal Alibi specialist 24 hours a day. Now, although there are some “questionable” advertised uses for this service, having access to an alibi for any situation can be used for good as well. I prefer the mild-mannered office worker who’s actually a vigilante scenario. It helps to have an excuse every time you have to duck into a phone booth to throw on some tights.