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SilencerCo: The Wizard’s Staff

The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability. The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.

Sounds like a helluva great .22 suppressor. Too bad the waiting period for a 200 Sliver Sheckel tax stamp has gone up to over a year ever since the Bureau of Destructive Magical Devices has replaced their original Owl-based filing system with one staffed entirely by magical shell-less turtles; you know some hippy-ass druid in high office is getting a nice kickback for that bit of “infrastructure improvement”…



2 Responses to “SilencerCo: The Wizard’s Staff”

  1. BigFire says:

    It’s not 200 Silver Sheckels. It’s 22 Thousand Silver Sheckels.

  2. Tactical Fanboy says:

    For the suppressor, yeah. But a tax stamp is 200 Sheckels.

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