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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer

It’s just a teaser trailer, and it’s already better than all three prequel movies combined.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out December 2015.


One Response to “Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer”

  1. Grayson says:

    I, for one, am tremendously pleased, for a number of reasons:

    1) The stormtrooper armor has been upgraded.

    2) The stormtrooper weapons have been upgraded.

    3) Fighter pilot helmets have been (probably) made lighter and more comfortable, and hopefully upgraded.

    4)There’s a new pattern of lightsaber out there, and it’s a SITH weapon!

    5) A new type of droid, that can move around faster and easier than an R2 unit… excellent!

    6) There’s a new long-range sensor package on the Millenium Falcon.

    7) I can’t see anything ‘cute’ in this trailer. YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    In addition, a short perusal of the world wide web has indicated that the ‘traditionalist’ fanboys (you know, the vacuum-brain, sarlaac bait fools who don’t want ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to change), are apparently beginning to scream bloody murder in every direction over this trailer… for the above mentioned reasons.

    Naturally, my ruthless Mandalorian heart is thundering with utter joy at this development. *chuckle*
    Personally, I have only one request – to see Boba Fett catch up with Solo and pound the living snot out of him.

    Looking forward to the next trailer. Not to mention fanboys crapping their pants in public.

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