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Saturday, September 7th, 2013

Italian Spreadable Beer

A collaborative effort between an Italian chocolate maker and Italian beer maker has spawned the potentially unholy, potentially delicious concoction known as spreadable beer. Described as “…sweet and beer-perfumed jelly with an intense scent and a full-bodied taste”, it comes in Omid Dark Ale and Greta Blonde Ale flavors, perfect for pairing with your favorite “…hors d’oeuvres and cheeses, or spread on toast or as a stuffing or garnish for tarts and cakes.” Here’s a bit of a throwaway fact: both flavors are made with 40% beer (for that authentic beer taste).

www.selfridges.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/

And Now For Something Completely Different (And NSFW)

Friday, September 6th, 2013

It was only fired once, because every other time it could only shoot blanks
Take a good look at this S&W .357 Model 19 revolver. Notice anything, besides the impressive engraving, I mean? The seller describes this as a revolver “… for the discerning collector of erotica”, done by a renown engraver in Germany. The grips are made of pre-1989-ban elephant ivory, and are carved to be shaped as a… certain part of the male anatomy. The bid for this unique piece is currently at a penny short of $7000, with a buy now price of $7500; somebody really wants this gun. There are more images at the bidding page, for those who are curious.

www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=362310928#PIC

Robocop Reboot Trailer

Friday, September 6th, 2013

The cast is solid, but somehow Robocop looks even stupider in this reboot than the original did. Plus, they couldn’t bring back Kurtwood Smith and his gang to shoot Murphy into a bloody smear again? It just had to be a car bomb, didn’t it.

AK Misfire

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

Misfire’s a bit of an understatement; I’m guessing the ammo was spiked.

R.U. A Cyberpunk?

Saturday, August 31st, 2013

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omnireboot.com/features/the-mondo-moment/

Hat Tip: io9

Gabriel Dishaw – Star Wars Recycled Material Scupltures

Thursday, August 29th, 2013

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This is the Clone Fembot, one of Gabriel Dishaw’s sculptures made from the parts discarded electronics and machines. Although he doesn’t deal exclusively in Star Wars themed art, he has an entire page alone dedicated to busts of C-3PO and Vader made from upscaled materials. My personal favorite, the Tank Vader, is up for grabs for those who are interested.

gabrieldishaw.sqsp.com/star-wars-series

Emperor Palpatine Voiced By Mark Hamill’s Joker

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013

Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) in his confrontation with Emperor Palpatine from Return of the Jedi, except the Emperor has been dubbed over with sound clips from The Joker (also Mark Hamill). Also, Darth Vader is now Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.

Russian Military Choir Sings Skyfall Theme

Monday, August 26th, 2013

Title is self-explanatory.

Russian Navy Hovercraft Lands On Busy Beach

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013

Title says it all. For those who are curious, it’s a Zubr-class craft.

The Inception Button

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

The Inception Button

For if you ever needed that “droning-horn-sound” from Inception and pretty much any trailer for any action movie that’s come out in the last few years.

inception.davepedu.com/ (image also links to the page)

12-Course Meal In A Can

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

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-selection of local cheeses with sourdough bread
-pickled kobe beef with a charred straberry
-ricotta ravioli with a soft egg yolk
-shitake mushroom topped with filled peppers
-halibut poached in truffle butter in a coconut crepe
-risotto foraged ramps, prosciutto & fresh parmesan
-french onion soup with fresh thyme & gruyere cheese
-roast park belly & celeriac root puree
-palate cleanser, pear ginger juice
-rib eye steak with grilled mustard greens
-crack pie with milk ice cream on a vanilla tuile
-french canele with a malt barley & hazlenut latte

These 12 courses were prepared, ran through a food processor, and combined with gelatin, a process that took roughly an hour per layer. While it was never intended for consumption (it was created as part of a dissertation on consumer culture) it’s still a pretty interesting concept.

chrisgodfrey.me/All-In-One

Hat Tip: Wired

Write Your Name In Runes

Friday, August 16th, 2013

Remember to use 'K' for 'C'

There’s a pretty cool interactive on the PBS NOVA site that translates any name (up to 20 characters) into its runic alphabet equivalent.

www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/write-your-name-in-runes.html

Monty Python And The Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet

Thursday, August 1st, 2013

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As far as refrigerator magnets go, this guy’s got a good sense of duty, but ultimately he’s pretty inept.

www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV15094

The Invisible Man Kit – Optics Planet

Friday, July 26th, 2013

This seemingly tongue-in-cheek but completely real package from Optics Planet includes a wide variety of products, including thermal and night vision optics, scopes and red dot sights, tactical clothing and gear, and hunting scent cloaks. Technically, this kit is a bargain, with the sum total of the items exceeding the $20,000 price point, so if you’re in the market for everything available with the kit, this might be one of your better options.

www.opticsplanet.com/invisible-man-kit.html

Rum Buccaneer Pistol

Friday, July 19th, 2013

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The Rum Buccaneer Pistol is a bottle of 10-year-old Mocambo Dark Rum, shaped like a 17th century flintlock pistol.

www.firebox.com/product/5789/Rum-Buccaneer-Pistol?via=related

Electric Amphibious Vehicle

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013

Electric Amphibious Vehicle

Available from Frontgate, the Electric Amphibious Vehicle is an RC boat capable of land navigation with the push of a button. When in land mode, the EAV can carry up to four beverages via the wheel wells and features independent left and right wheel controls for 360° spins. It also comes with an on-board water cannon, should the need to douse unsuspecting victims arise. Electric Amphibious Vehicle is a little misleading, though; Electric Amphibious Drink Cart would be more accurate, if not as impressive, product name.

www.frontgate.com/electric-amphibious-vehicle/531499?redirect=y

Double-Barreled Under Barrel Knife Launcher

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

Joerg Sprave has done it again. This time, he’s built a “SSC203” – Sling Shot Channel 203 double-barreled under barrel knife launcher for his deactivated M16A1 (M16A2?). It was designed to work with the new Cold Steel “Hide Out” knife, and can fire either one barrel at a time, or both at once, with roughly 6 feet of effective range.

Only In Russia

Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

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Operator Time

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

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So it seems when Finn and Jake go to very distant lands, it’s less about having adventures and more about taking out terrorist strongholds.

Rogue Warrior The Video Game

Sunday, June 9th, 2013

Yeah, it’s far from recent, but the laughably bad Rogue Warrior game is always worth bringing up, if only for Mickey Rourke’s curse-filled performance of Dick Marcinko.

Surviving Edged Weapons

Friday, May 24th, 2013

This is a gem of a police training video; it starts with a caveman stabbing another caveman and only gets better from there.

HoodiePillow Travel Pillow

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

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The HoodiePillow travel pillow is inflatable for easy storage and has drawstrings to adjust the head level.

Amazon.com – HoodiePillow

Funny Suitcase Stickers

Thursday, May 2nd, 2013

Funny Suitcase Stickers

Available from thecheeky.com, these stickers are designed to attach to the case of your choice, making it more easily identifiable in addition to making you more susceptible to cavity searches.

http://thecheeky.com/suitcase-stickers

What The Hell?

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

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I was using SSD’s range bag at a shooting class today and I found this inside.

Boba Fett Apron

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

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HauteMessThreads on Etsy has available this Boba Fett-inspired cooking apron. It’s 100% cotton and features a 2.5 inch brown waistband, halter style straps that tie at the neck, and two functioning pockets. Each apron is made-to-order and one size fits most. It’s part of a larger collection of villain-inspired aprons called, appropriately enough, ‘Grillain Villains’.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/129403236/star-wars-boba-fett-inspired-apron?ref=shop_home_active