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For those private moments with your girl…if she also loves bacon.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

What is not to love about bacon? Nothing. Bacon comprises all that is wonderful in the world (well, most of it). Now you can have it for your alone time and your significant other. It could conceivably be handy when you’re deployed. (If you’re a Corpsman, doc, PJ or other health care professional, you might also check out the Mad Duo‘s report on Bacon Bandaids.)

From the manufacturer:

“J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.”

Bacon Lube. Getcha some.

Tactical Fanboy: You gotta love bacon lube. Er..don't you?