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Bacon Beer.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Yep. This is a lager brewed by Brauerei Spezial in Bamberg. It’s made for (well, besides bacon-loving patriots) eating along with meats like kielbasa, smoked chicken, maybe some grilled pork chops…you get the idea. “Bamberg makes a lightly smoky lager that’s crisp and amber-colored. It’s very dry and slightly nutty, with an unmistakable bacon note in the finish…”











Read the story of Bacon Beer on Esquire.

Don’t drink beer? Try some bacon flavored Jones Soda.

For those private moments with your girl…if she also loves bacon.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

What is not to love about bacon? Nothing. Bacon comprises all that is wonderful in the world (well, most of it). Now you can have it for your alone time and your significant other. It could conceivably be handy when you’re deployed. (If you’re a Corpsman, doc, PJ or other health care professional, you might also check out the Mad Duo‘s report on Bacon Bandaids.)

From the manufacturer:

“J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.”

Bacon Lube. Getcha some.

Tactical Fanboy: You gotta love bacon lube. Er..don't you?