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For those private moments with your girl…if she also loves bacon.

What is not to love about bacon? Nothing. Bacon comprises all that is wonderful in the world (well, most of it). Now you can have it for your alone time and your significant other. It could conceivably be handy when you’re deployed. (If you’re a Corpsman, doc, PJ or other health care professional, you might also check out the Mad Duo‘s report on Bacon Bandaids.)

From the manufacturer:

“J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.”

Bacon Lube. Getcha some.

Tactical Fanboy: You gotta love bacon lube. Er..don't you?



6 Responses to “For those private moments with your girl…if she also loves bacon.”

  1. red2alpha73 says:

    Hashed brown flavored condoms anyone? Maybe edible panties made out of scrambled eggs?

  2. Grayson says:

    Won’t work for me.
    The moment my ladyfriend smells bacon, she’s gonna depart the bedroom and head straight for the kitchen…. and I’m not gonna get some good loving in the kitchen.

    On the other hand, I can think of a couple of filthy pig raping bastiches out there who should have this lubricant left on their front doors, accompanied by appropriate profanity and people with cameras….. and one of them might not be Michael Moore…

    Oh, wonderful awful idea!
    Can you imagine the scandal, not to mention the mayhem and murder to follow, if this stuff just happened to be found in a Taliban hideout?
    Heh heh heh heh heh…..:]

    P.S. Hey red2!
    Howinhell could you flavor a condom like hash browns, anyway?
    Just wondering.

  3. John M. Denny says:

    Everything is better with bacon! (?)

  4. red2alpha73 says:


    How do you get hash brown flavored condoms? Why, the same way you get bacon flavored lube, my friend. Science!

  5. Grayson says:

    I just had to open my big mouth….

  6. John M. Denny says:

    I showed this to my friend, she just about barfed, lol!

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