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R2D2 Translator

Thursday, April 14th, 2016

R2D2 Translator

For all your astromech translation needs – provided your translation is 30 characters or less.


Zombie Stun Gun

Friday, March 18th, 2016


I saw one of these in the wild when I was out and about today, and I figured it was worth a post. It’s a personal protection stun gun with a rubberized body, colored zombie green. It comes with an activation key/wrist strap, and is capable of an output of 1 million volts.

Nothing Goes Together Quite Like Tortillas And Chocolate

Sunday, March 6th, 2016


SSD Admin just came back from IWA in Germany, and brought back a new flavor of Ritter Sport, which features bits of tortilla chips mixed in with the chocolate. I haven’t had the chance to try it myself, but at the very least I can say it’s an… interesting choice for a flavor.

An Update On The Red Bull Class Action Settlement

Sunday, February 14th, 2016

Back in October 2014, I wrote a brief article about a class action lawsuit being conducted against Red Bull, and the resulting settlement that you could claim if you qualified as a purchaser of Red Bull products. I put my own claim form in around that time, and eventually it faded from my memory.


Well, yesterday, I received the above package, and was a bit confused about its origin until I opened it up and found a 4-pack of 8.4 oz. cans of regular Red Bull.


Comparatively, EOTech is pretty quick on getting those refunds out on their Holographic Sights.

ThinkGeek – TGX Tactical Flask

Sunday, January 3rd, 2016


The TGX Tactical Flask is a stainless steel flask with a textured PVC accent piece, which can hold up to 6 oz of fluid. The TGX comes with a nylon holster with PALS webbing and an integrated 1 1/2″ belt loop.


Bullet Bouquets

Friday, December 18th, 2015

Bullet Bouquet

Bullet Bouquet is a business started by an “advid shooter, artist, and enthusiastic tinkerer” who produces bouquets which are constructed principally of fired hollow-point bullets.

If you’re looking for a gift that will still make it before Christmas, then you can also check out the Deliverable by Christmas section of their webpage – bulletbouquets.com/t/deliverable-by-christmas


Massdrop – Tactical Christmas Stockings

Sunday, November 29th, 2015

Massdrop Tactical Stockings

Massdrop is currently having a deal on “Tactical” Christmas Stockings. The stocking itself isn’t new (I have a story on one from last year, and they’ve been around for even longer than that), but the 25%-off MSRP might be an attractive buy to some interested parties. They’re available in Black, Gray, or Tati-Claus Red.

Oh, and you’ll need a Massdrop account to see the page and actually make a purchase, so here’s a screenshot which should serve as a sufficient preview:



if Industries – “First Shot” DL4.4oz Blaster Flask

Monday, November 16th, 2015


Insignificant Fish Industries has created a 4.4 oz flask called the “First Shot” based on Han Solo’s DL-44 heavy blaster pistol. The silver muzzle is the flask’s cap and unscrews to be a 1.5oz shot glass. As of now, it is an unlicensed product, so it’s technically unavailable, but here’s to hoping it gets the go ahead for actual production sometime down the line.


Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

Sunday, November 15th, 2015

A line of edible skulls

BlackChocolateCo on Etsy is selling anatomically accurate, life-size Belgian chocolate skulls. The skulls are hand cast from a mold taken from a genuine human skull, and are dusted in fine cocoa powder in a sterile environment and will be edible for up to 6 months. The skulls are available in the following flavors:

– Dark chocolate
– Chilli chocolate
– Milk Chocolate


Who Wants A Realtree Mello-Yello?

Friday, November 13th, 2015


Literally the only soda you can’t see while innawoods; well, maybe that Kryptek Mountain Dew would work as well…

I Love Green Text Stories

Saturday, September 19th, 2015

Green Text

So, Uh, Who Needs Ammo?

Thursday, September 17th, 2015

So, uh, who needs ammo



Sunday, August 2nd, 2015


Y’know how in Hollywood movies and tv shows where some goober pounds randomly on a keyboard and somehow they produce a long string of code, or hack into a secret Government installation’s computer network? Well, that’s bunk, but don’t fret! There’s a website which allows you to mirror the skills of the greatest of Hollywood hackers. Just pound on your keyboard and long strings of code appear on demand.


Daredevil – Elektra Fight Scene

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

I wanted to start out my journey to SDDC with a terrible scene from a terrible comic book movie best forgotten: Daredevil.

A few things to note:

1) Yes, it’s even worse than you remember.
2) This is the guy who’s playing Batman.
3) Thankfully, there’s a far superior Daredevil series on Netflix to bleach your eyes with after watching this travesty…

Here’s A Funny Image For You All

Monday, July 6th, 2015


foot the coacher X Head Porter – MilSpec Ruck Sack

Thursday, June 18th, 2015


Japanese brands foot the coacher and Head Porter, designers of premium footwear and luggage respectively, have teamed up to produce this MilSpec ruck sack as part of their Summer line. Made in Japan, the bag features satin construction and leather accents, including two rows of leather PALS-esque “webbing” on the exterior of the bag. Storage consists of a large main compartment, an interior laptop sleeve, and 5 exterior pockets. Additional features include:

– Matte black D rings
– Snap clip fasteners
– Padded mesh back panel
– Adjustable straps

This premium MilSpec bag can be yours for the paltry sum of ~$820 US and is available at shop.havenshop.ca/collections/new-arrivals/products/x-porter-milspec-back-pack

ThinkGeek – Han Solo Mini Fridge

Saturday, June 6th, 2015


Exclusive to ThinkGeek, the Han Solo mini fridge is capable of storing up to 17 cans of soda, and despite Carbonite involving flash-freezing, the fridge also features a warm setting.

Cooling Capability: approx. 32-44°F
Heating Capability: approx. 131-149°F


True Dedication

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Not my video, but found in the deep recesses of the internet.


Tuesday, April 14th, 2015


A reader has sent in info on an interesting camouflage shirt they procured at the Tahoe Hemp Company in Tahoe, CA. The shirt is made of 55/45 Hemp/Organic Cotton, hand-dyed by Divine Tribe in their proprietary Cannaflage pattern. The camo itself is reminiscent of digital Woodland, with cannabis leaves interspersed within the pattern. The reader claims the heavy, natural fibers allow the shirt to work well as a base layer, and although it took several washings to cut down on the scratchy texture, the shirt keeps warm when its cool, cool when its warm, and has great moisture wicking attributes.


Thanks to ‘JL’ for the tip and pics!

ThinkGeek – Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

Thursday, March 26th, 2015


ThinkGeek’s Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter is a pizza cutter with a laser pointer and flashlight, for all your operational pizza cutting needs.


RE Factor Tactical – Hand Grenade Dog Toy

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

Hand Grenade Dog Toy

RE Factor has come up with a heavier duty solution for doggie play time. The Hand Grenade Dog Toy is hand sewn from 1000D Cordura and nylon webbing. It features an integrated squeeker, which all dogs love. Although it is made from a durable material, RE Factor states it’s an interactive toy for both dog and owner, and isn’t designed for the sole purpose of chewing. For additional fun, you can pair it with the Pig Sticker Dog Toy, which if you haven’t guessed, is a knife-shaped dog toy.

Made in the USA.


Sexually Identifying As An Attack Helicopter

Thursday, March 5th, 2015

I debated with myself on whether I should even share this. Ultimately, I determined it’s too damn funny not to share it.

I Wonder Why

Sunday, March 1st, 2015


Just Your Average Tacticool Dude At A Party

Saturday, February 28th, 2015


Source is 4Chan, through Reddit.

They Are Everywhere

Sunday, February 22nd, 2015