Have you ever had one of those days where you can’t help but be an asshole? If you have, we have the perfect accessory for you: the Asshole Merit Badge! In this blog post, I’ll show you why this hilarious and well-designed patch is the ultimate recognition you deserve for embracing your inner jerk.

This Article originally ran on 02/06/2013

The Asshole Merit Badge is a 2-inch diameter patch that comes complete with a Velcro backing, making it easy to attach to your cap, jacket, backpack, or any other Velcro-friendly surface.

This must-have badge flaunts a unique, eye-catching design that will surely spark the curiosity and laughter of those who see it. There’s no better way to let the world know you’ve mastered the art of being an asshole!

But where exactly can you get your hands on this fantastic badge of dishonor? Look no further than Infidel Caps! This distinctive patch is no longer on pre-order, meaning you can buy it immediately and proudly flaunt your new swag in no time.

Suppose Infidel Caps happens to run out of stock (which wouldn’t be surprising, considering the demand for such a badge of pride). In that case, you’ll be pleased to know that the Asshole Merit Badge is also available on Amazon. (Or if you want to shop around you can just search it!) Just like that, you’ve got a backup option to ensure you take advantage of the opportunity to make this badge yours.

The Asshole Merit Badge is the perfect accessory for those days when you can’t help but exude your inner jerk or need a gift for someone that can’t help it.