If the many thinly-veiled threats directed at myself through email, phone calls, and the flaming bags of poo at my doorstep are any indication, this article has been a long time coming.
Archive for the ‘Tactical Babes’ Category
Booth Babes Of Las Vegas
Saturday, January 21st, 2012SHOT Show 2012 – Wilderness Dreams
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
I knew as I passed this company’s booth at SHOT that it would be among the highest levels of irresponsibility for me to not write something about them, right? Anyway, Wilderness Dreams sells lingerie, nightwear, and swimwear in three camouflage colors: Pink, Snow, and Mossy Oak Break Up. Seen above is the Baby Doll Set in Pink. They also have a smaller line, only three items so far, of menswear in Mossy Oak Break Up.
Not-So-Gratuitous Girls With Guns
Monday, January 16th, 2012There’s an organization based out of Chicago (though it has members across the country) called the Women’s Tactical Association.
Women's Tactical: Athena Logo
Members are mostly (though not all) law enforcement officers and military personnel. What’s interesting about these ladies is that they are able to maintain their femininity without giving up the ass-kicking capability you’d expect of an organization that includes NPRC (National Patrol Rifle Competition) shooters, specialized LE units, drug task force officers, etc.
If you’re at SHOT this week, watch for the three attractive (but dangerous) females wearing WTA apparel and get one of these patches (it’s a female shooter silhouette, appropriately labeled the Athena logo). If you know a female who is serious about improving her skills and is less worried about breaking a nail than she is about reducing her reload time under fire, then steer her towards the WTA (they are also on Facebook).
Note: we’re not interested in any stupid or inappropriate comments. These ladies are professionals and are our friends. If you want to remark on the fact that they all seem to be pretty as well as tactically proficient, well and good. Keep it classy, be respectful and don’t show your ass. We’d treat your friends and your sister the same way.
Tactical Fanboy: A member of the Women's Tactical Association.
Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun
Friday, January 13th, 2012You know, cuz we haven’t had one in a couple days.
Gratuitous Hot Chick with Gun
Friday, January 6th, 2012
Words cannot describe how much we approve of girls with big guns.
Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun: Three Gun Challenge
Sunday, January 1st, 2012There are three guns in this picture. What a great challenge.
This is a decent way to smooth the transition into the new year.
Tactical Fanboy likes hot girls with big guns.
What Santa Does The Day After Christmas
Monday, December 26th, 2011Appearantly Santa chills out at the range with a .50 cal and some of his most beautiful little helpers. I figured he’d be too busy planning for next year’s Christmas, but I’ve been wrong before.
Gratuitous Hot Girl with Gun.
Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Big guns and dual wielding...never a bad thing.
Tac Girl of the Week: October is from Texas
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011October’s Tac Girl of the Week was raised by a Texas trooper in a police and military family. She’s hot, she likes to shoot and she can still qualify Texas DPS standards with a pistol!
INTREP, LYNN JORDAN, TAC-GIRL
(1 EA)
Bust: 34DD
Waist: 24
Hips: 34
Height: 5’6 ½”
Approximate age? Few women admit their age….few men act theirs 😉
Home town? Houston, TX
Currently live? Split my time between Texas and Louisiana
Favorite Rifle Accessory: Sixell Innovations Never Quit Grip.
9mm, .45 or Other: Even though I appreciate the power of a .45, a 9mm fits my hand better.
Cans or going loud? Cans—silent but deadly
Real Steel: Learn to Field Strip a Glock
Monday, December 19th, 2011
Suggested by a Reader: Olivia Munn does Princess Leia
Sunday, December 18th, 2011By “does” Princess Leia, we don’t mean does her. We just mean she dresses up as royalty from Alderaan.
For RED2ALPHA73 and those who agree with him.
(Note: in fairness, one of our Facebook fans asked about gratuitous hot gamer guys. So we ask…is there such a thing?)
Bless her Alderaan royalty impersonating heart.
Another reason to mourn the loss of Alderaan.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, gorgeous."”
Olivia, ma bukee. Bargon yanah coto da eetha.
Gratuitous Hot Gamer Girl
Sunday, December 18th, 2011Hello, my lovely. Tactical Fanboy loves Olivia Munn. Someday we hope she’ll let us interview her.
Tactical Fanboy says, Olivia Munn brings solace to gamers everywhere.
Tac Girl of the Week: September likes Capt. America, AFT and the .50…
Friday, December 16th, 2011September’s Tac Girl lives with her husband at Ft. Benning, where she and he together train as long distance service providers. (He is a professional ballistic surgeon; she just enjoys it.) She comes from a big family and is a 
mother of four (seriously). Capt. America is her favorite superhero and she’s a loyal fan of Action Figure Therapy. There’s not much else that needs to be said. Please welcome Melissa to Tac Girl of the Week.
INTREP, MELISSA GILLILAND, TAC-GIRL (1 EA)
Bust: 34D
Waist: 25
Hips: 34
Height: 5’6”
Approximate age? The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain!
Home town? Double Springs, AL
Currently live? Ft. Benning, GA
Gratuitous Hot Girl with Gun
Monday, December 12th, 2011
Tactical Fanboy loves hot chicks with guns, especially sniper girls.
TFB Gift Idea for your honey: MRE skivvies
Thursday, December 8th, 2011We like these skivvies. You may recall that we’ve discussed RE Factor Tactical in the past, as has Soldier Systems when they talked about the RE Factor 9-Line placard. Well, they’ve got some very nice new apparel for the tactical lady in your life (or just a lady you’d like to get tactical with). Check out the RE Factor Tactical Women’s MRE Panties. Unlike the standard MREs that are good mostly for industrial grade constipation and some pungent aromas in the hooch, these actually look appetizing. From the company: “Mmmm… an MRE you can actually enjoy. Made and hand-printed in the USA, these hot pants are made of soft cotton and designed to be cheeky. Front features ‘MRE’, back left feature the TNT molecule seen in the RE Factor Tactical logo.”
Sadly, we don’t have any that have been modeled yet other than the one from the actual storefront. Perhaps someday soon we’ll see them on Tac Girls, the MagPul Calendar, the Hot Shots Calendar, the Sure Shots or even the Dystopian Slut Militia.
No offense intended for any of them, of course, we’re speaking only about aesthetic appreciation.
Rogue American Women
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011Remember reading about Rogue American Apparel? Their women’s line is now out, and not only are their shirts just as cool as the men’s line, the models are way hotter (and have more hair). Rogue American t-shirts are hand 
distressed, so every one is unique, and each design has only 500 printed. RAA supports the Brothers in Arms Foundation with every sale, and frequently runs special designs that are completely devoted to helping fallen or injured Warriors (which is why you should like them on Facebook). To quote their website, “Our tees have the same cut and feel as Ed hardy, we just don’t let douchebags wear them.”
Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun
Sunday, December 4th, 2011
Gratuitous Hot Girl With Gun
Saturday, December 3rd, 2011
The August TGoW is HAWT and quotes the DUKE!
Thursday, December 1st, 2011The August Tac Girl is a real sweetheart originally hailing from the great state of Georgia. She’s pretty, she has an infectious laugh and she quotes John Wayne. There really isn’t a lot not to love here! 
INTREP, JeSiKa, AUGUST TAC-GIRL (1 EA)
Bust: 34DD
Waist: 25
Height: 5’5”
Approximate age? Not tellin’, but legal!.
Home town? Atlanta, GA
Currently live? Tulsa, OK
Motorcycle Rider Comparisons
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Look at the pictures below. You have one guess as to which one of these three actually rides a motorcycle.
Tactical Fanboy Gift Idea #141: Sure Shots Gear
Monday, November 28th, 2011Like to shoot? Like girls? Like girls who like to shoot? Perhaps you’re a girl that likes to shoot? In the interest of open-mindedness, maybe you just like to dress like a girl who likes to shoot. Anyway, you should go look at the store recently set up by the Austin Sure Shots, an all-female shooting league in the Lone Star State. Yes, there are some shirts and hoodies in
there suitable for males. You might also check them out, if you’re a female shooter in Texas. They train in a couple different locations, once a week, and they do more than just spend time on the range. They do IDPA, rifle work, tactical drills and concealed carry stuff, plus bring in SMEs (Subject Matter Experts) on things like post-shooting psychology, legal issues pursuant to shooting in self-defense, etc.
Female Doorkickers in China?
Saturday, November 26th, 2011Here’s something you don’t see every day, especially if you’re from Chengdu. Okay, that’s a lie. We have no idea what you would see ever day in Chengdu, but we’ll bet it’s not this. Still…are they really “special forces” or are they a police tactical unit, or is this just some kind of cool photo opportunity? In fairness, they might be very professional and very well trained, and just as unhappy about parading about in a dog and pony show as a lot of people will be happy to mock them.
Read more about China’s lady doorkickers. There’s a video in there too, which might make more sense if you speak Chinese.
They’re like…an Asian shield maiden unit.
Tac Girl of the Week: Christina Goes Dynamic on July (and the Cover)
Thursday, November 24th, 2011July’s Tac Girl represents the month named after the death and deification of Gaius Julius Caesar. She’s not only going loud in July, she rocks the cover. 
INTREP, CHRISTINA B, JULY TAC-GIRL (1 EA)
Bust: 37
Waist: 27
Hips: 38
Height: 5’9”
Approximate age? 31
Home town? Tulsa, OK
Currently live? Broken Arrow, OK
Patriotic Boobs Are Being Threatened…
Sunday, November 20th, 2011…and we still can’t decide if we should capitalize every word in the title or not. Yes, fearless readers, it appears that the patriotic boobs of Knockers for the Troops is once again imperiled. The website is still up, but the 
Facebook page (which is better than the website) has been shut down. If you wish to come to the rescue of all these pro-American bosoms, you need to e-mail Facebook and demand your boobs back.
Weapon Manipulation: Compensating for Recoil
Saturday, November 19th, 2011
