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Impact Weapons Components Tactical Rehydration

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

Impact Weapons Components has announced the release of their new TRC – Tactical Refreshment Carrier, a convenient rail-mounted rifle accessory that eleminates PFD (Premature Fluid Discharge). Another signature IWC product (IWC has many, and they’re good), the TRC is designed to meet the needs of Civilians, LEO’s, Neighborhood Watch or rifle/carbine Students attending certain celebrity trainers classes who are unable or unwilling to set their beverage down. [You know the type; many of us have trained with metrotacticals. Some of us ARE metrotaticals.]

Premature fluid discharge is eliminated, thanks to the TRC Dynamic Unidirectional Proximity Engagement System. The Dynamic Unidirectional Proximity Engagement System isIWC’s Pat. Pending mounting solution which securely holds beverage level while on the range, out hunting or on a Stakeout. Polymer construction is ultra-lightweight and easy to clean. Price: $12.95. Place you order now! Shipments begin April 1, 2012.

Real gunfighters can feel the wind on their knees: 5.11’s Tactical Duty Kilt

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

You know why bagpipers march back and forth while they play? To get away from the music! So, here’s the new 5.11 Tactical “Tactical Kilt.” Endorsed by Kyle Lamb and Scruffy Wallace of the Drop Kick Murphys. There can be only one!

As Soldier Systems said, well played 5.11, well played…

www.511tactical.com/Tactical-Duty-Kilt

Life’s not fair, even if you beat up hippies

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Skyrim Hoarders, on A&E

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Yggdrassil must perform an intervention on this poor thief, with the help of the thief’s housecarl. Poor bastard. He’s got a problem, but the first step is admitting it.

Tactical Fanboy new hire

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Tactical Fanboy, on behalf of SolSys Group and freedom and hot-chick loving Coalition Gunfighters everywhere, is proud to announce it has added another writer to the staff of the TFB eee-light team of doorkickin’ bloggers. We are happy to introduce Willie Airborne. Willie comes highly recommend by both RE Factor Tactical, who was kind enough to refer him to us, by Brian Montgomery of WT Tactical and Magnum Tuggs (who apparently served with him in some of the most dangerous swamps within a half an hour of Galliano, LA; sources indicate they went through some “real serious shit” together). Willie is a highly decorated combat veteran, a graduate of several advanced Ho-Tac courses and . He will be writing beginning sometime in April, if his male modeling gig with Brian is wrapped up in time. Please extend Willie Airborne a warm Tactical Fanboy welcome.

“God loves the infantry and God loves Airborne Willie.”

 

Fraud Alert: Veterans Support Organization (VSO) bogus?

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

This comes courtesy of Weaponsman. I’ve copied and pasted it here in full. The organization in question is the VSO, Veterans Support Organization, which if allegations are true spends approximately 6% of what it brings in on actually supporting real veterans.

Yep, 6%.

Volunteers out soliciting money allegedly keep 30% of whatever they bring in as a “finder’s fee”. Nice eh?

As the original author points out, there are many legitimate charities, some career field specific, some are for service dogs for veterans, some for veterans with specific injuries. Choose the one you want, but put some due diligence into it. Check with the DVA or the VFW or one of the charity watch organizations; make sure your money isn’t lining some grifter’s pockets. Note: if you aren’t aware, BLUF is Bottom Line Up Front.

The article from Weaponsman:

Veterans Support Organization: A Scam?

DAV (legit vets’ org) letter about the VSO (scam vets’ org). Click to expand.

BLUF: Almost certainly.

What occasioned this post is the attached letter from the DAV. Unfortunately it came to us as a .jpg so the links in it are not clickable. So we googled up the organization and found a bunch of criticism out there:

  • NewsChannel 5, Nashville TN finds that most of the money goes to paid staff, many of whom aren’t even veterans. They dress non-veterans in uniforms to solicit money!
  • NewsChannel 5’s Consumer Investgator Jennifer Kraus follows up with a story that reports the state is investigating the suspect organization, and that “the VSO keeps most of what you give to pay for its own expenses and that what VSO fundraisers will say to get donations isn’t always true.”
  • They claim to be raising money for shelters that don’t exist and aren’t planned, and for legitimate charities like the Fisher House Foundation (Fisher House won’t even take their tainted money!) (Link is to the 2nd NewsChannel 5 story again).
  • A Florida TV Station, 10 News, corroborated the findings of Ms Kraus’s reports. In fact, they found the VSO was even worse… dedicating a mere 6.6 percent of the millions it collects to helping veterans, concealing its fundraising expenses as “somehow related to its programs,” and reporting a fundraising expense of $0 despite relying on paid fundraisers — street solicitors, often fake veterans, who get 30% off the top. (The article also includes five helpful tips for evaluating charities at the end).
  • Some of the fundraisers are volunteers. Here’s 10 News’s story of one who quit after suffering pangs of conscience. She also revealed — and the individual confirmed — that the Tampa, Florida branch head of VSO was a convicted violent repeat felon. “We have a lot of convicted felons,” he told the station, and VSO HQ confirmed that. VSO spokesman Justin Wells implied that it was just because so many veterans were felons and ex-cons. “[V]eterans are a very small part of the adult population, so why are veterans 2-3 times more likely to serve time in our prison system?” he demanded. But in fact, veterans are less likely than their cohort who never served to do time.
  • Their Director of Treatment, Jack Bittleman, is a career felon with a criminal record in 4 states, according to a letter sent to major veterans groups by Steve Udovich, a legitimate member of all.
  • VSO boss, the extremely well-compensated Richard Van Houten, was unable to produce a DD-214 of his own and may not be a veteran at all, according to the Udovich letter.

We’re very critical of the media here, and so critical of TV that we don’t have one. But the media, particularly TV consumer reporters at local stations nationwide, including Noah Pransky and Jennifer Kraus, whose stories are linked above, have been instrumental in exposing this rip-off charity. Tip o’the beret to them both.

Not everyone recognizes VSO as a scam. Ken Smith of the fake-veterans online paper Veterans Today wrote this apologia which followed the VSO party line, but Smith is a problematic figure. He has made his fortune on tha backs of veterans, and is himself one of the most egregious cases of Stolen Valor, whose exaggerations of his pedestrian record resonated with gullible donors — but were exposed in the book Stolen Valor that gave its name to the phenomenon, and even recognized in the Boston Globe: “Ken Smith, founder of the New England Shelter for Homeless Veterans in Boston, was found to have boasted of battles he never fought and donned awards he never won.” BG Burkett. co-author of Stolen Valor, expanded elsewhere:

One of the stories in the book is actually a Boston story. They have a New England Mission for the Homeless here, it was run by a guy named Ken Smith. I saw this guy in Heraldo and he was had some Vietnam veterans with him and they were going through the litany of their Vietnam service and everything and Smith had talked about his glorious combat in Vietnam and the Easter Offensive and all that stuff. I get his military record and he was in Vietnam at that time but he was a security guard, didn’t even have a Combat Infantry Badge and never came under fire, basically concocted his whole record. I then checked further and he had multiple felony convictions for embezzlement and fraud and all this. Now the Kennedys got this man 20 million dollars to start this facility, got him the building and of course money starting disappearing in the balance, they did not match up and I frankly don’t know what happened to the guy but he is in my book. You all hear the same kind of thing about the homeless, it goes on like the suicide rates.

Convicted embezzler and fraud artist! Well, that makes us trust Smith’s defense of VSO all the more! A look at the latest stories on Veterans Today indicates that Smith also seems to have an obsession about Israel and Jews — and not a healthy one. No, I won’t reward this crook with another link.

There are many good veterans’ organizations. Personally we recommend The Special Operations Warrior Foundation, the Green Beret Foundation, and Divers for Heroes.  The first supports the families of operators and SOF support personnel killed in combat, on clandestine operations, or in training mishaps. (It has been putting SOF kids through college for their lost fathers since the aftermath of Desert One, for almost 30 years). The second is new, but specifically supports legitimate needs in the Special Forces community — it’s SF helping SF. The third gives wounded and crippled warriors a chance to experience weightlessness and freedom by scuba diving, and it’s run by a couple that are personal friends.

 

Double Barrel 1911?!?

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

Presenting the AF2011-A1 “Second Century”, a double barrel 1911*. According to Arsenal Firearms, the AF2011-A1 can keep a grouping the size of an orange at 15 yards and the size of a watermelon at 25 yards. Although it boasts a number of unique parts, such as a single slide and single spur double hammer, the firing pins, the firing pins plates, the sears groups, the triple springs, the inner parts of the mainspring housings, the recoil springs and recoil springs rods, the magazine bodies and inner parts, the sights, the grips and grips screws and bushings are all interchangeable with a standard 1911. Additionally, the AF2011-A1 can be customized with either 2 independent triggers and one sear group or with 2 triggers permanently joined and the choice of 1 or 2 sear groups. As for choice of colors, it can be ordered in a mirror finish Deep Blue or with a 3400 Vickers surface hardness White Ash Nitrite coating.

Part of me wants to make fun of it, and part of me wants one really bad.

www.arsenalfirearms.com

*Seriously.

Slap Fu

Saturday, March 3rd, 2012

There’s really not much to be said about this.

Bosnian Bad Ass

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

There are a number of real bad-asses in the world. John CreasyBarney Ross, any graduate of HoTacRichard Kilgore, Jake Call, Omar Anoke  and….

Nedzad Klicic.

Not sure what is better in this thing…the soundtrack or the dual-wielding. You might be surprised that he’s a big fan of first person shooter games like Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3.

 

Sadly, the police in his native Bosnia didn’t much care for his training videos.

Tactical Fanboy: Bosnian Bad ass right after a deadly knife throw.

Tactical Fanboy: Bosnian Bad Ass dual wielding automatic weapons.

Grandpa Shoots The Pool!

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

This is a video of some more irresponsible gun behavior. Insert your own Dirty Harry joke about that pool not feeling lucky, or whatever.

Man Shoots Himself Point Blank

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

One Glock 20 + One Hornady 200gr hollow-point 10mm round + a man willing to shoot himself while wearing body armor = massive stupidity… and this video. I was almost tempted to say this ended (surprisingly) without tragedy, but the vid itself is tragic enough to prove that statement false.

Jihad Joe

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Here’s an action figure you don’t see very often.

Might be something the Mad Duo should pick up for a little hate-sharing session.

Nazis from the moon…Iron Sky

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

This may be the greatest nazi-fighting flick since Indian Jones told us he hated them…or, maybe not. It’s gotta be the best one since Surf Nazis Must Die though, right? One can only hope the Blue Brothers are given the chance to defend the planet along with our military.

Kalashnikov Vodka – AK47 Bottle

Sunday, February 19th, 2012

Limited to a production of 13,000 units, this Lux grade Vodka brewed by Glasov Distillery is, true to its name, bottled in AK-47-shaped bottles. The 1 liter bottles come in a ‘Military Green’ wooden case and feature a numbered dog tag. Most of them have already been snatched up by collectors and the like, but there’s still some supply left, at least according to the site www.kalashnikov-vodka.com, where you can order a bottle. However, expect to spend £250 ($396 US), not including additional fees and postage.

Um…a unicorn gun with chainsaw? WTF?

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Take a California legal S&W M&P15, put a tri-color dot optic and 6-position stock on it, then add an 18 volt rechargeable chainsaw with “fast swap bayonet mount”.

Then paint it in a gender-confused scheme that has nothing to do camouflage (or anything remotely tactical) and put a tail on it. What do you have?

 

 

Weird stuff…it’s out there.

Zombie hearts for Valentine’s Day

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Some sweets for zombies to celebrate. Anatomical hear cupcakes…hearts are better than brains, are they not?

Now if we could only get some for ourselves.

Jedi by Kinect

Saturday, February 4th, 2012

Chris Pratt…fighting Darth Vader in his bathrobe and underwear…at last the circle is complete.

Stormtrooper home on leave

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

The story of a Stormtrooper home on leave...

Bacon Beer.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Yep. This is a lager brewed by Brauerei Spezial in Bamberg. It’s made for (well, besides bacon-loving patriots) eating along with meats like kielbasa, smoked chicken, maybe some grilled pork chops…you get the idea. “Bamberg makes a lightly smoky lager that’s crisp and amber-colored. It’s very dry and slightly nutty, with an unmistakable bacon note in the finish…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read the story of Bacon Beer on Esquire.

Don’t drink beer? Try some bacon flavored Jones Soda.

Deep Sea Salvage Finds…a UFO?

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Swedish treasure hunters of the deep-sea salvage company Ocean Explorer searching a classified location on the floor of the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Finland may have found a UFO. Using a side-scan sonar they located a cylindrical object some 60 meters in diameter with a “rigid tail 400 meters long”. Apparently they also found a second disc-like shape some 200 meters away.

Could be a UFO. Could be some weird mangle of sunken ships since, you know, there are tens of thousands of sunken ships on the bottom of the Baltic, dating back to when their crews carved on each other with bronze.

Read the full story here.

Tactical Fanboy: a diver from Ocean Explorer

 

 

US PALM does feminine protection

Friday, January 27th, 2012

This load-bearing kit redefines feminine protection.

 

Thanks to US PALM for sharing this on their Facebook page and feel free to go LIKE ’em. Then tell ’em Tactical Fanboy sent you.

Hat tip to the Mad Duo for letting us know.

SHOT Show 2102: Weird Rail-Mounted Stuff

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Sometimes you need more than just combat effective gear and the more obvious accessories. Sometimes you need rail-mounted awesomeness that makes acts as a force multiplier by virtue only of being awesomely awesome and tacticool. How about a rail mounted skull? It increases the range of a black rifle by an average of 17.4%, if will decrease the spread of an iron sights shot group to about half what it was (at the hundred), and if you ever run dry or suffer a malfunction you can flip the rifle around sideways and scare the hell out of whomever you’ve been shooting at (though with a skull on there it’s pretty hard to imagine you’d have missed in the first place).

TFB: A rail-mounted skull is the appropriately deadly accessory for any "true" warrior.

Now if they’d just make bullets that whistled or screamed while they hurtle through the air. You know, like some of the old Samurai arrows, or a Stuka. Hat tip to (and picture, and smart-assed tone)courtesy of Andrew at Spartan Imports.

Interesting Chinese Military Training

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Check out these Chinese troops putting their skills on display. The thing we found most particularly interesting was the hot potato exercise involving high explosives.

Good Gear: a Graphic Demonstration

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

This is quite a selection of gear from the Mad Duo. Raven Concealment, 5.11 Tactical, LED Lenser, Darrel Ralph Knives, Tactical Tailor, Bravo 5, Legion Firearms, T.I.E. Tactical, Warrior Wound Care, I.C.E. Training, SAR Global Tools and of course…butter, 5-hour energy, B12 energy powder, butter from Kokomos, Tabasco, OC spray and miscellaneous other things (like used family planning devices).

Only at a Vegas SHOT Show eh?

Tactical Fanboy: Quite an eclectic mix of gear and...condiments?

For those private moments with your girl…if she also loves bacon.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

What is not to love about bacon? Nothing. Bacon comprises all that is wonderful in the world (well, most of it). Now you can have it for your alone time and your significant other. It could conceivably be handy when you’re deployed. (If you’re a Corpsman, doc, PJ or other health care professional, you might also check out the Mad Duo‘s report on Bacon Bandaids.)

From the manufacturer:

“J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.”

Bacon Lube. Getcha some.

Tactical Fanboy: You gotta love bacon lube. Er..don't you?